The ramblings of a human piece of flesh who has a chronic problem with passing out due to Ehlers-Danlos and dysautonomia. On the internet; I get myself into unintentional predicaments that make me quote the great James McNulty of The Wire, "The fuck did I do?"

 

ahegao-intensifies:

jeroman707:

supamuthafuckinvillain:

thisshitfunny:

tiddiemeat:

catch me wontongod n thisshitfunny at this

THE FUNCTION

Lmao that many pervs and u couldnt watch an uncensored hentai

Lol I didn’t even think about that ^

Oh my god this is still alive

I remember me and a group of drunk people went down to the hentai panel and Mystery Science Theater’d it. Good times

shadyoaks:

mszombi:

clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

moosezekiel:

pilgrimstateofmind:

ATTENTION FOR A SECOND, YO: Real talk, this animal (the Ordovician Helmet crab, aka the Horseshoe crab, aka the Atlantic’s most at-risk shelled animal) is of a species that is close to 450 million years old. They are considered endangered, and often wash up on the shores of Long Island (this big lady crab was at TR park in Oyster Bay)Note: these animals are often used to extract their blue blood and cure diseases. They help the ocean out big time. And they are one of the longest-surviving species on the planet. They’re washing up and people don’t think to/are scared to save them because of their deceivingly harmless barbs. Take note, friends. Their barbs are NOT stingers. They cannot hurt you. Their pinchers aren’t pinchers, they’re just little legs that are actually really soft! The barb tail they have is actually what they use to stick into the ocean floor or the sand when waves knock them over or they flip onto their backs by accident. And you can help them out by flipping them back over very quickly and helping them scuttle back into the water if you see them struggling. This is way important. Just call me the Sarah McLachlan of horseshoe crabs.

save the Kabuto

New England too. They’re just cute weirdos!

Also they’re mega cute

one of my earliest memories is of one of my mom’s boyfriends throwing these back in the water when they’d wash up on shore!

shadyoaks:

mszombi:

clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

moosezekiel:

pilgrimstateofmind:

ATTENTION FOR A SECOND, YO: 

Real talk, this animal (the Ordovician Helmet crab, aka the Horseshoe crab, aka the Atlantic’s most at-risk shelled animal) is of a species that is close to 450 million years old. They are considered endangered, and often wash up on the shores of Long Island (this big lady crab was at TR park in Oyster Bay)

Note: these animals are often used to extract their blue blood and cure diseases. They help the ocean out big time. And they are one of the longest-surviving species on the planet. They’re washing up and people don’t think to/are scared to save them because of their deceivingly harmless barbs. 

Take note, friends. Their barbs are NOT stingers. They cannot hurt you. Their pinchers aren’t pinchers, they’re just little legs that are actually really soft! The barb tail they have is actually what they use to stick into the ocean floor or the sand when waves knock them over or they flip onto their backs by accident. And you can help them out by flipping them back over very quickly and helping them scuttle back into the water if you see them struggling. 

This is way important. Just call me the Sarah McLachlan of horseshoe crabs.

save the Kabuto

New England too. They’re just cute weirdos!

Also they’re mega cute

one of my earliest memories is of one of my mom’s boyfriends throwing these back in the water when they’d wash up on shore!

sickomobb:


chantelle winnie for Ashish S/S 2015 - London Fashion Week

i am here for this indian designer putting all black and colored models on his runway

sickomobb:

chantelle winnie for Ashish S/S 2015 - London Fashion Week

i am here for this indian designer putting all black and colored models on his runway

(Source: hellyeahchantellewinnie)

Other people are not medicine.

Amy Poehler (via ugh)

People with co-dependency issues would not agree with this lol. Which my family has major co-dependency issues.

(Source: slutsandsinners)

Professor: “Don’t wait to the last minute to read this book!”

Me: eeyeahhh totally….

Professor: “Don’t wait to the last minute to read this book!”

Me: eeyeahhh totally….