The ramblings of a human piece of flesh who has a chronic problem with passing out due to Ehlers-Danlos and dysautonomia. On the internet; I get myself into unintentional predicaments that make me quote the great James McNulty of The Wire, "The fuck did I do?"
I like how my mom thinks it’s totally appropriate to use power tools past 1 am. Not to mention thirty minutes earlier she set off the fire alarm because she was cooking slabs of bbq ribs.
I’m laughing so hard is this supposed to be “impressive” or something, because it’s really just the Quadratic Formula?
WHYD IDNT SHE JSTU FACTOR IT
She also could’ve solved for x, then input into y=mx+b and solved for y, plotted it on a graph and find out the intervals.
Because I have these almost every day. It’s done this several times. When I was 6, when I was 9 and for the past couple of months. Daily. Usually all day long.
I recently realized I don’t think I’ve ever felt any other kind of headache than the really painful kind in my right eyesocket, but apparently those are pretty rare? So what does a normal headache feel like?
Cluster Headaches?? Is that what these are?
I get these all the time, also behind my right eye, but sometimes behind both. I just sort of message my sockets and my jaw. Nobody has really given me a good reason for why I get them. I’m starting to suspect they have to do with intracrainal pressure due to my sudden drops and rises in blood pressure caused by my dysautonomia.
A guy who thinks homosexuality is the same as bestiality, thinks our PM is just peachy.
A guy who thinks birth control is wrong, mums shouldn’t work, higher education shouldn’t be for everyone, and oh so much more…thinks we did a great job by voting for Tony Abbott.
Gold star for you Australia, you backward motherfuckers. A US politician rejected for being too crazy 100% approves of your voting choices.
Slow clap for us.